I think for all those ppl who'll be going for the dreaded national service should've received a letter of notification from jabatan pertahanan... about the national service thing of course... and this is "THE LETTER" that im talking about... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!*gasps for oxygen,kena tarik nafasss... must... regain... sanity... xD... * Neway, got the letter yesterday, yesterday morning that is (kacau orang makan roti canai jer)... and yeah, felt sif i've been cought by the gomen(government)and i have nowhere to run now... :B, and that is bad... :|
Neway, i have to do all sort of cwaps before i go to national service... one of them is to create an account in Bank Pertanian Malaysia, and it is stated there "Bank Pertanian Malaysia SAHAJA"... that suck, and i cant recall seeing one around kulim... does anyone know where i can find one?Oh, and i dont want you to tell me that its in kay-el, coz everything is there... and i know that :B.And after i make an account there, that'll be lyk, my second bank account i make this year (another one is account pekerja maybank... mind you, i work... well, used to xD) and the 4th in my whole life!!!And its lyk a lot!!!Isn't it?If you know anyone who have more, kindly inform me, plz.Other than that, i must do some medical check up (i should've done it today... but my mak had to visit orang bersalin... so, save it for tomorrow then :P), and sorry to my gud friend shant, who invited me yesterday through msn to play pool at pasific... i should've said yes if i know this thing will happen :B ... anyway, medical check up?wtf???alrite, i freak out whenever this sort of thing comes out... to tell you guys a thing, i havent done any proper medical check up in all my life!!!(except when i was a baby... i think, if any)... and the last time i did my dental check (not the school one) was lyk, when i was in form 1!!!xDxDxD... someone, stab me plz :B
Btw, nabil chat with me last night and he came out with a very good question, who will i call/msg during my three months in camp merbok.I was lyk... umm... ohhh... my mak?Well, pretty much thats it!I was surprised myself!!!@.@".Anyhow, after some deep thoughts a few minutes before i sail myself into dreamland, i think i have a lot of ppl to msg/call... well, if any of you ever heard the song "Baby, Can I Have Your Number", you might get what im thinking of... ye betul, teknik menekel perempuan!!!w00h00h00!!!Anyway, things that i should do in ns :
1 - Excercise (i must excercise mannn... it has been a looong time)
2 - Gain some weight/muscles xD (my dad likes to keep on beletering saying that im too thin/small... -.-".... am i?)
3 - Get some awek ns celly numbers (thats the whole point a celly is for, rite?:B)
4 - Learn to become a stronger man... (like... uhhhh, too cliche'?... but somehow it sounds like... masuk akal >.<)
5 - Become the camp tyco (i know i can... )
6 - Become the most popular ns camper ever!!!(im a popularity whore v.v)
So, at the same time, after what i've read from the newspaper and my seniors bout national service... i wish :
1 - I wont die (i heard trainees are required to swim... and swimming for me is like doing add math '_' )
2 - I wont lose my stuff (im gonna bring electronics man... i cant live without music..., and if i lose any... that guy will die!)
3 - I wont get married to a trainer (remember the 19 year old trainee babe kawen dgn 40 year old pak cik trainer?... its lyk... teh horror!xD)
Anyways, most of you might already know that i phuckin hate the ns thing... and since i have no way out, i keep on saying to myself, "ns ialah tempat utk mencari/mendapat awek utk 3 bulan"... and, it should be fun!!!Isn't it?:B
So, at the same time, after years of research on babe psychology (through fhm, soap operas, jonny bravo, etc., well... mostly fhm tho xD) i came out with teknik menekel awek ns!!!yeah!!!(supposedly, the 40 year-old trainer who married a 19 year old trainee babe must've figured it out earlier... )... Here's how my strategy would be lyk (if i am to suceed, i should apply to become fhm editor mannn) lol :
1 - Scout for babes...
2 - If you find one, approach them in a macho manner, as in... "Hey, wassup?"
3 - Ask where they're from, introduce yourself... (got this from the queer eye book... i know theyre gay tho :B:B:B)
4 - Be nice to them (in case you dont remember xP)
5 - For those awek who dont know how to kawad, give them personal tuition on it (if you guys already know how to kawad lar)... or... if you dunno... train with them
6 - Do something that can be done together... like... learn how to swim?
... from there, ask for her number, then walla!You will sleep during kawad time!xD
Anyway, i received a testimonial from syaz the other day... he said he likes the chocker!You MUST love it man... its half jade half crystal, and i spend my wage money on it :B... and i paid for the clock too... bought it from the customer service counter at the store... i used to work there, so i get special price... MUAHAHAHAHA... nice to know that he likes it... so, kira worth it lar apa yg i dah buat... ^^...
Lastly, in other less interesting news, i still havent bought the guitar efx pedal thing... i was lyk... still searching for those pedal that sounds like sigur ros thing... but my friend gave me a link to a behringer pedal site that gives sample on how the pedal will sound like... and guess what, the almost sigur ros like sound needs two different efx pedals... and i was like... wtf?two pedals???$$$ burntlar... >: neway, if you're wondering how the efx sound i want... its lyk this, fast forward till around 1 minute or someting... :
sigur ros - Svefn-G-Englar
