Yes, THAT amazing Sony Ericcson w595. Unscratched, undamaged supercool stuff.
Apparently, some asshole stole it. And obviously I'm holding grudges towards the bloody thief. The idea of mutilating his body or his face with a blunt butcher knife and a motor-powered drill or get a libido-high gorilla with a giant cactus for a penis to rape him and do an Anwar Ibrahim to his fucking asshole are too irresistable to fend off for a few days. That guy should die of AIDS from being fucked by a gorilla (and of bleeding too much in the ass because of it) and die slowly in some dirty little ally amongst some stray dogs. And go straight to hell after that.
Well, I guess I haven't lost my power of imagination. Seems that mentally undressing ppl is indeed a good mental exercise... xP
That aside, I just returned from Perlis for Bengkel IELTS. IELTS is a tough shit. Its all about speed, racing against time to finish off essays and speed reading the articles for the reading part seems to be the only way to finish answering all the questions on time. Being a slow reader definitely doesn't help. I just need a band 6 minimum.
Scholarship offers tend to have a certain trend in its application date. I need to be alert come next March and April. And January too. Btw, I could've applied for maxis scholarship yesterday if not for the discriminative rule which requires me or anyone in the family to be a existing maxis postpaid user. I'm quite confident of getting them if not for this pathetic rule.
My current facebook relationship status is "currently in a relationship". I was showered with congratulations and whose-the-lucky-lady questions. I feel kinda guilty to say that I'm in a relationship with Football Manager 2010. The game has many new interesting additions to it and tactically challenging.
Tough love? haha...
Oh, and AC Milan is doing great in the race for scudetto! And UCL too!!! Both in real life and FM10! Forza Rossoneri!!! xD
Aaaaand... with all the craze shit about a certain "Rob Pat" that has been littering my facebook, I wonder what will happen if the guy is gay?
- Many girls will wail at night in disbelief for a couple of weeks and won't go out to see the light of day in protest of it.
- My facebook will be littered with disbelieving/depressive/tragic/mad/self-consoling status from his fangirls and there'll be a Rob Pat gaylords fb fangroup.
- There'll be a power shift from the Edward camp to Jacob (no, I'm not a fanboy).
- There'll be a protest group of die hard fangirls and various gay right groups will demand equal rights while fighting against them.
- Non die hards will contribute greatly to the piling garbage in the garbage collection/recycling centre all over the world with many of his posters/unsent love letters/cards will be sent to these centres instead (owh, think about the trees!).
- The next Twilight installation won't be a hit, but a $hit (not good for marketing).
Btw, am I the only one not feeling anything about leaving UiTM Perlis? Coz many ppl do. I might have to continue there next year though...
Seriously, the thief should die a slow and painful death.
