Is In a Relationship and What Will Happen if Robert Pattinson is Gay?

So I lost my phone during my 2nd last day in UiTM Perlis.

Yes, THAT amazing Sony Ericcson w595. Unscratched, undamaged supercool stuff.

Apparently, some asshole stole it. And obviously I'm holding grudges towards the bloody thief. The idea of mutilating his body or his face with a blunt butcher knife and a motor-powered drill or get a libido-high gorilla with a giant cactus for a penis to rape him and do an Anwar Ibrahim to his fucking asshole are too irresistable to fend off for a few days. That guy should die of AIDS from being fucked by a gorilla (and of bleeding too much in the ass because of it) and die slowly in some dirty little ally amongst some stray dogs. And go straight to hell after that.

Well, I guess I haven't lost my power of imagination. Seems that mentally undressing ppl is indeed a good mental exercise... xP

That aside, I just returned from Perlis for Bengkel IELTS. IELTS is a tough shit. Its all about speed, racing against time to finish off essays and speed reading the articles for the reading part seems to be the only way to finish answering all the questions on time. Being a slow reader definitely doesn't help. I just need a band 6 minimum.

Scholarship offers tend to have a certain trend in its application date. I need to be alert come next March and April. And January too. Btw, I could've applied for maxis scholarship yesterday if not for the discriminative rule which requires me or anyone in the family to be a existing maxis postpaid user. I'm quite confident of getting them if not for this pathetic rule.

My current facebook relationship status is "currently in a relationship". I was showered with congratulations and whose-the-lucky-lady questions. I feel kinda guilty to say that I'm in a relationship with Football Manager 2010. The game has many new interesting additions to it and tactically challenging.

Tough love? haha...

Oh, and AC Milan is doing great in the race for scudetto! And UCL too!!! Both in real life and FM10! Forza Rossoneri!!! xD

Aaaaand... with all the craze shit about a certain "Rob Pat" that has been littering my facebook, I wonder what will happen if the guy is gay?

1. Many girls will wail at night in disbelief for a couple of weeks and won't go out to see the light of day in protest of it.
   
2. My facebook will be littered with disbelieving/depressive/tragic/mad/self-consoling status from his fangirls and there'll be a Rob Pat gaylords fb fangroup.
3. There'll be a power shift from the Edward camp to Jacob (no, I'm not a fanboy).
4. There'll be a protest group of die hard fangirls and various gay right groups will demand equal rights while fighting against them.
5. Non die hards will contribute greatly to the piling garbage in the garbage collection/recycling centre all over the world with many of his posters/unsent love letters/cards will be sent to these centres instead (owh, think about the trees!).
6. The next Twilight installation won't be a hit, but a $hit (not good for marketing).
   

Btw, am I the only one not feeling anything about leaving UiTM Perlis? Coz many ppl do. I might have to continue there next year though...


Seriously, the thief should die a slow and painful death.

Remember, Remember the 5th of November

Zaid of the future...

After you read this you will remember that you were once soaking wet having to brave through a very heavy rain after confidently dismissing the idea that the rain will fall and that the sky would be clear of rain for another hour, the w595 of yours had rm0.06 worth of phone credit, your left pocket which you usually put in your FCUK denim wallet only had rm1 and a few foreign currencies which are useless to do business anywhere inside the campus, and you just returned to your messy desk to blog about this apart with the knowledge that the maybank atm in mushroom is not working and the shop-room housing the two bank islam atms is like a live size can of expired sardines. And you were contemplating having maggie kari for dinner.

It was a sad day...


Lets play facebook quiz!

You Know What is Facebook?

Facebook is a cyberspace addiction affecting attention-seeking whores and flirts whose purpose is to make known his/her every bit of their trivial matters/bitchy pictures to the world and expecting responds from it 24/7 which, if they happen to be smoking hot will effect chick/hunk gazers and their precious little time thus at the same time hinders academic/career progress and any attempt for it is near futile making the fucking final exams next month an unwelcomed challenge and at the same time causing long-term damage to your back and neck due to it taking away most of your standing-up and do away with the chair time.

... I just have to post something in this blog to prolong its useful life.

Oh yes, i went out last night after some mapley session with my acels buddies and returned to campus around 10:30pm, didnt know i have to bring my student card and got caught by the pak guard. so i gave away my ic and waited in a queue to fill in surat saman, and when i was about to write mine the forms were full. he gave me back the ic and warned us to bring the student id the next time we went out. thats all they could do neway... haha!

I Just got Myself a Twitter

...I created the twitter account yesterday. After 2 months of internet inactivity from my laptop resulted from default broadband bills.

I had to pay about Rm250 to get it reconnected =B

In another news, AC Milan continued their terrible form from pre-season with a 0-0 draw to a team tipped for relegation from seria A, livorno last saturday. although it has only been 3 competetive matches, it seems all hope is lost for a silverware this season. The transfer policy makes me sick to the core. Talking about being sick, i had one of the worst fever i can remember. It was a 40 celcius and i was left limping on my bed, unable to turn my body sideways. I missed the grad year dinner, got myself a 1 week break and it was the 3rd fever i had this semester.

I thought i could die.

Youtube is a fascinating creation. i just discovered one of the best comics around and ladies and gentlemen, enter Demitri Martin.



I shopped at topman for my baju raya during the swine flu break. I bought a straw hat for rm39. I wanna go to essex to study accounting with finance. Or maybe, banking with finance. Malaysian politics has gone from worse to worst. I wanna get married quick coz i cant hold it much longer. I'm just so happy to have my internet back. I cant stop listening to empire of the sun's walking on a dream.

I have nothing else to say.

The Internet Is Fucking Slow!!!

You got that right!!!


THE LIBRY'S INTERNET IS FUCKING SLOW!!!



... I can't seem to get to reply my fb messages cause it takes me forever for the page to upload. and it took me 10 minutes for the blogger dashboard to appear.


p/s : im wearing the surgeon's mask, and i happen to be the only one so far... and i'm sorry i can't upload the picture here cause you got that right, THE INTERNET IS FUCKING SLOW!!!